By Poopbutt Jenkins I Grubhubbed two boxes of loaded nachos and watched this movie doused in sweat. Here’s what I observed along the way. I Am Mother Mother gives Baby first chomp in growing-up montage. Baby takes early lead w/ 1 second of chomp time. Possible apple drawing on wall behind Mother. Young Girl places Pizza sticker on bed. Silverware clattering. Stomach makes strange noise. … Continue reading Sketchy Snack Stats: I Am Mother
By Bradley Sutherland Gwen didn’t have any plans last night. Not because the best plan was no plan or some other cliché that served to justify a lost and/or purposeless and/or reckless way of living, but because she had to cancel them at the last minute. She just had to. And don’t think for a second her Friday night would consist of a bottle of … Continue reading This, She Thought.
We’re excited about Robert Pattinson as the new Dark Knight and the plans for a new trilogy. We think it’ll be great. But we’re also super anxious to see which characters from Batman’s family and Rogues’ Gallery will make up the rest of the cast. So anxious, in fact, we chose the rest of the cast our selves, using only actors who have starred in … Continue reading The Batman Casting Call
In the spirit of the delightfully charming Always Be My Maybe and its glorious use of food, we see if we can link any actor in the Netflix Originalverse to Eleven in Stranger Things by only using food scenes with other actors. Because Always Be My Maybe inspired our new twist on the classic Kevin Bacon game, our first actor is Keanu Reeves. Let’s see … Continue reading Eleven Degrees of Separation: Keanu Reeves
And the nom-noms are… Best CharacterCJ – See You YesterdayCharlotte – The Perfection (Ep. 10 Coming 6/9/2019)Five – The Umbrella AcademyLizzie – The Perfection (Ep. 10 Coming 6/9/2019)Nadia – Russian Doll Best Supporting CharacterAlan – Russian DollCalvin – See You YesterdayHandler – The Umbrella AcademyHazel and Cha Cha – The Umbrella AcademyHorse – Russian Doll Best CastThe Perfection (Ep. 10 Coming 6/9/2019)Russian DollThe Umbrella Academy … Continue reading The Munchy Awards
Week ending 6/2/2019 Rank Netflix Original/Film Rating (B/Ar/Al) 1. Russian Doll 9.5 (9.5/9.5/9.5) 2. The Umbrella Academy 9.17 (9/9/9.5) 3. The Fundamentals of Caring 7.5 (7.2/7.8/7.5) 4. See You Yesterday 7.4 (8.5/7/6.7) 5. The Ritual 6.5 (6.5/5.5/7.5) 6. The Perfect Date 5.17 (5/6.5/4) 7. The Silence 5 (4/4.5/6.5) 8. The Legend of Cocaine Island 4 (4/3/5) 9. Rim of the World 1 (1/1/1) Continue reading Snack Stack
Can you guess who these three Netflix Original secret shoppers are? Make your guesses in the comments below. Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #11 jar creamy peanut butter1 bag Dandies marshmallows1 loaf of breadpremium coffee groundsmargarita mix Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #2Israeli jointDisco ball1 whole chicken Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #3Slim Jim Continue reading Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #1 – #3