Sketchy Snack Stats: I Am Mother

By Poopbutt Jenkins I Grubhubbed two boxes of loaded nachos and watched this movie doused in sweat. Here’s what I observed along the way. I Am Mother Mother gives Baby first chomp in growing-up montage. Baby takes early lead w/ 1 second of chomp time. Possible apple drawing on wall behind Mother. Young Girl places Pizza sticker on bed. Silverware clattering. Stomach makes strange noise. … Continue reading Sketchy Snack Stats: I Am Mother

Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #1 – #3

Can you guess who these three Netflix Original secret shoppers are? Make your guesses in the comments below. Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #11 jar creamy peanut butter1 bag Dandies marshmallows1 loaf of breadpremium coffee groundsmargarita mix Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #2Israeli jointDisco ball1 whole chicken Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #3Slim Jim Continue reading Secret Shopper’s Grocery List #1 – #3

Highway Shits… and three other reasons The Perfection is impossible to snack to

By Bradley Sutherland It began with a school bus sequence that snatched your appetite and punted it into the toilet. An extremely intense and unnerving scene that set the tone for the rest of the movie. One that peaked twice, and the second peak WASN’T Lizzie shitting her dress on the side of the road. From there, all hunger was curbed. The Perfection was a … Continue reading Highway Shits… and three other reasons The Perfection is impossible to snack to