Snack Stack

Rank Netflix Original/Film Rating  B/Ar/Al 1.  Russian Doll 9.5       9.5/9.5/9.5 2.  The Umbrella Academy 1 9.17      9/9/9.5 3.  Stranger Things 3 9.13 9.4/9.3/8.7 4.  The Perfection 8.4       9.3/8/7.9 5.  Wine Country 7.87 8/7.9/7.7 6.  The Fundamentals of Caring 7.5       7.2/7.8/7.5 7.  See You Yesterday 7.4       8.5/7/6.7 8.  I Am Mother 7.2 7.3/6.3/8 9.  Black Mirror 5 6.67 7/7/6 10.  The Ritual 6.5       6.5/5.5/7.5 11.  The … Continue reading Snack Stack

Snack Stats: Stranger Things 3 (ep. 1 – 4)

In Season 1, Eleven spent her first three scenes chomping on screen for 1:07, which was more than any other character in the first two seasons combined sans Teddy Legend. So far, in Season 3, she has yet to take a bite through the first 4 episodes. Teddy Legend has fallen, The Wheeler Family has yet to break bread together (7 previous times in Seasons … Continue reading Snack Stats: Stranger Things 3 (ep. 1 – 4)

Snack Stats: Stranger Things & Stranger Things 2

Stranger Things 1 The first snack appears in the basement, and it’s pizza. The Wheeler Fridge contains the following food magnets: a pear, garlic cloves, green olives, chili pepper, mushroom, apple slice, tomato (2), broccoli, egg over easy, peppermint sucker. Dustin is first character to take an on-screen bite. Chomp Clock starts. Hopper is introduced with empty beer cans and a half-eaten sandwich on the … Continue reading Snack Stats: Stranger Things & Stranger Things 2

Sketchy Snack Stats: I Am Mother

By Poopbutt Jenkins I Grubhubbed two boxes of loaded nachos and watched this movie doused in sweat. Here’s what I observed along the way. I Am Mother Mother gives Baby first chomp in growing-up montage. Baby takes early lead w/ 1 second of chomp time. Possible apple drawing on wall behind Mother. Young Girl places Pizza sticker on bed. Silverware clattering. Stomach makes strange noise. … Continue reading Sketchy Snack Stats: I Am Mother